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HOMEMADE FOREVER!

YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE ULTIMATE IN NORWEGIAN LOW-BUDGET FILMMAKING.
HOMEMADE PRODUCTIONS ARE NO BULLSHITTERS.
THEY ARE FOR REAL. PERHAPS.

These pages are for all eternity in loving memory of the one and only TIMBERMAN. Most days dedicated to Luigi Cozzi aka Lewis Coates (because he made STARCRASH and HERCULES with Lou Ferrigno).
Most recent update: 24th of June, 2006

A message for our formidable Italian audience:
Future Wars una sevaggia e bizarra pellicola di fantascienza girata con un occhio alla tradizione di indimenticabili registi italiani quali Luigi Cozzi, Enzo Castellari e Aldo Lado. La storia una divertente corsa tra viaggi nel tempo, tradimenti, battaglie nello spazio e persino la distruzione del pianeta Terra. Speriamo solo che il pubblico italiano non rimanga deluso dal fatto che non ci sono molti elementi erotici... Ma una cosa che miglioreremo nelle nostre future pellicole, Promesso! Divertitevi voi pazzi italiani che state leggendo questo!(THANKS, JOIS.. you're the Man!)

Download Future Wars:
http://www.hf.ntnu.no/einarfiler/homemade/

or see the film at YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=GreatMartianGod

Future Wars screenshots can be found HERE.


Clicca su HERE per gli stupefacenti screenshot di Future Wars!


HomeMade goes interactive!

HomeMade Games, the new subdivisjon of HMP, is proud to present "Future Wars - the game".
To play, visit our Games-section.

Man of the Year: (Every year)Swedish actor BO SVENSON


If you never heard of Mr. Svenson, please exit these pages immediately.

ORDER YOUR COPY OF THE MOST DANGEROUS DVD IN THE UNIVERSE NOW!

Mail us if You want a piece of the Action. The FUTURE WARS special edition DVD features an exclusive behind-the-scenes CRAZOMENTARY (hosted by a somewhat notorious Super Villain) containing bloopers and crucial movie information, a commentary track from the director, two of the producers (and actors/set designers) and the soundman(!)/actor. Very unironic and psychedellic stuff. It also contains deleted scenes, the epic teaser trailer and two mega-obscurities from the past...
Miss it and you're a complete ass.

D A N G E R - - D A N G E R ! !

Several aliens spotted! The norwegian newspaper "Aftenposten" recently published a picture they claimed to be of Michael "schumi" Schuemacher. WE, at HomeMade, have however uncovered a most dubious coverup plan by the Great Martian God to attack Earth any minute. Take a close look at the picture and tell us this is not our beloved and feared aliens from the great documentary "Futurewars":

BLAST FROM THE OMNIOUS PAST; The statement about FUTURE WARS never to be made was a grotesque fraud fabricated by our Nemesis - the Great Martian God, and hence can not be validiated. FUTURE WARS is on track, do not worry. We repeat - DO NOT WORRY. Some people (we're sure) awaits this picture even more than such as X-MEN 2 and THE HULK. These people would probably be both disturbed (and actually have a somewhat peculiar taste, but still). From all this we can learn that;
-The words from the Great One is not to be trusted. The previous, false, statement can be read beneath and is kept on the page due to the demand from several internet history researchers who belive the state of the internet should always be kept stable and blah, blah, blah.
Some claim these historians are the ones most anxious of the FUTURE WARS' premiere (sometime around May 15th - well get back to it...) and being seduced by the sinister Great Martian God.
Got it?

All productions on Future Wars have been halted. We have all agread to turn this into a a Funnyfarm Musical about Dancing Skeletons and their Sinister Master.
FOR AMAZING FUTURE WARS' BEHIND THE SCENES CRAZY PICS LOOK BELOW. MORE EXCELLENT MULTIMEDIA, INCREDIBLE PHOTOS, TEASER TRAILER, TEASER POSTER, BIZARRE DRAWINGS, ETC. RELATED TO THE SENSATIONAL FUTURE WARS WILL BE PRESENTED ON THESE PAGES SHORTLY.


Sven Veine IS Kirk Williams.


The Veterans of desolate bizarro maniac filmmaking are at it again.


A City in ruins... Damn you all to Hell!


I eat Pizzas!


- Make me resemble a Gestapo Super-Villain, would you?
- That would be............ just fine!


High Concept - High Style - High Tech


Stay tuned for FUTURE WARS2 BATTLE THROUGH TIME - All you see in here is awesome!

Please note: All these pics are classified as BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE and do not appear in the finished movie.

Dedicated to the bizarre and immoral movie LASERBLAST from year 1978. A movie like no other ever seen, a true masterpiece of sinister dementia and terrifying sci-fi disorientation. A movie that makes one suspect that all involved actually were seriously and truly braindamaged beyond repair. (A lot like the soundtrack and special effects in Luigi Cozzis HERCULES...)
Also tributed to the cockpit- interior and other props we were constructing in Trond's basement earlier this year, and has now taken its turn in the mighty spotlight of craze.

tynsetdowntown
Downtown Tynset on a Dark and Stormy Night... Please come and visit, you won't be sorry.
(P.S. None of us actually live at Tynset)


Check out the progress of our most recent and excellent project, by clicking PROJECTS on the left of the screen. You'll find (almost) daily updates on what in the Future will only be known as Our most Crazy and Compelling Sci Fi Movie Achievement! This is known as FUTURE WARS!

Tributt til Fredrik og Jan ge
Einar er gal i hodet sitt og har laget tributt til Fredrik og Jan ge (aka JA). Og Einar lover mer. Stay tuned.